Dane cook

Bad relationships and brain ninjas




Atheist sneeze
It gets funny around the 4 minute mark

That clears EVERYTHING up.
Love the sarcasm.
Like fuck.

Wow, so i guess i dont hate beer after all....
I cant wait to go drinking again.

Magical Lands in faraway galaxies

Two moons ago on planet Xanax, Princess Vix and Princess Ara went to their favorite Oasis.
There they had a great time.
Then shortly after the aznth hour they went outside.
They they met some riders. These two were rebels, and they Princesses have crossed their paths before. Serlt and Aeto.
Since they were seemingly harmless, Vix and Ara graced them with their presence.
They were off with spirits and Ara decided to join them. Vix decided against it.
The four of them ended up outside a rundown building. They stood there enjoying the drinks. Someone who lived in the building told them to come on up for a drink, so up they went.
Having made a new friend, new plans were formed. For the next weekend, fishing on the ice planet of Haytopia.
It was time for the friend to go, so down they went back to the exterior.
Ara and Serlt went away, leaving Vix with Aeto.
Vix was persuaded to try the toxic drink. And drink she did.
They joked and laughed, mostly at Ara and Serlt.
And Vix freaked when the universal police stopped down the road.
Princesses are not allowed to be involved in such activities.
But Aeto assured her it was ok.
Then the two men left.
Leaving Ara and Vix alone.
They stumbled home and plotted the next adventure.

I am so excited!

Tonight I am going to the Mustard seed again!
I love going and helping out.
Its so great.
And I hope to see Cindy.
She is the sweetest.
<3!

Really? Really? Like seriously?

WOW that was effective!
Not.
So at least I know he is not interested in talking to me.
At all.
Whatever.
I'm over it.
(not really, but whatever. I'm going to be annoyed and pissed for the next few days. Not to mention, sad, moody, depressed.)
I'll ask Carson if i can come with him to church this sunday.

Sour tears. Sad tears. Frustrated Tears. Heartbroken Tears.

I hate it when you say that I dont care.
Because I have never stopped caring, or loving you for that fact.
Maybe its a defense mechanism, but I do care, and I'm not going to stop anytime soon.
Why block out the memories?
They were amazing.
No matter what they will always be there.
Blocking me out is just childish.
But if you really dont want to speak to me ever again, just say it.
Because then I can switch and go to church with Carson.
Because looking at you is hard, its makes me regret a lot.
And without you talking to me, i feel so heartbroken knowing what used to be and how dramaitcally to has changed.