Sunday, March 15, 2009

Dane cook

Bad relationships and brain ninjas




Atheist sneeze
It gets funny around the 4 minute mark

That clears EVERYTHING up.
Love the sarcasm.
Like fuck.
Wow, so i guess i dont hate beer after all....
I cant wait to go drinking again.

Magical Lands in faraway galaxies

Two moons ago on planet Xanax, Princess Vix and Princess Ara went to their favorite Oasis.
There they had a great time.
Then shortly after the aznth hour they went outside.
They they met some riders. These two were rebels, and they Princesses have crossed their paths before. Serlt and Aeto.
Since they were seemingly harmless, Vix and Ara graced them with their presence.
They were off with spirits and Ara decided to join them. Vix decided against it.
The four of them ended up outside a rundown building. They stood there enjoying the drinks. Someone who lived in the building told them to come on up for a drink, so up they went.
Having made a new friend, new plans were formed. For the next weekend, fishing on the ice planet of Haytopia.
It was time for the friend to go, so down they went back to the exterior.
Ara and Serlt went away, leaving Vix with Aeto.
Vix was persuaded to try the toxic drink. And drink she did.
They joked and laughed, mostly at Ara and Serlt.
And Vix freaked when the universal police stopped down the road.
Princesses are not allowed to be involved in such activities.
But Aeto assured her it was ok.
Then the two men left.
Leaving Ara and Vix alone.
They stumbled home and plotted the next adventure.